Brilliant, just brilliant: Foo Fighter's 2011 Tour Rider

Art comes in many forms or, as The Smoking Gun puts it, "backstage needs detailed in brilliant absurdist work."

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Foo Fighters' "Field Guide to Food": Greatest. Concert. Rider. Ever. (By Laura Hahnefeld Fri., Jun. 17 2011 at 2:00 PM - phoenixnewtimes.com)

From the article:
​If you rock successfully enough, you get to create a concert rider, a list of requests or demands set as criteria for a performance. Usually, some jackwad finds it and sends it toThe Smoking Gun, who will then publish it -- its readers calling you an asshole or a diva for the "blue M&M's only" line.

But if you're the Foo Fighters, you already know this, and simply make the whole thing hilarious.